YOU GIRLS KEEP ME YOUNG

DIY Beauty

So, you agree? You think you’re really pretty? If you don’t, then we have a choice of masks that can help make you flawless no matter what your skin type is. Don’t worry—none of them will make your face smell like a foot, but we can’t help it if your face smells like peppermint or your hair like beer. Anyway, everyone at school will say: You. Look. Awesome.

Coconut Foot Cream^{Face Cream}

1 tablespoon coconut oil

½ banana, mashed

Pinch turmeric

• Mix the ingredients together in a small bowl, and apply to feet^face. Leave on for 20 minutes. Rinse with warm water. Your feet^face will be so soft and all of the fungus^wrinkles will magically disappear!!

Skanky Saturday Skin Detox Mask

Word vomit releases the words you were meaning to say. Actual vomit releases what your body doesn’t want in it. This mask takes care of everything else. You’ve got to detox before you retox.

1 tablespoon witch hazel*

1 teaspoon bentonite clay

¼ teaspoon activated charcoal

½ teaspoon raw honey

• Start by mixing the witch hazel with the clay and activated charcoal in a small bowl. Then drizzle in the honey. Apply to face and leave on for 15 minutes. Rinse with warm water.

Pizza-Face Skin Clearing Mask

Keep the pizza in the cafeteria with the Varsity Jocks, not on your skin.

1 egg white

1 teaspoon lemon juice

1 teaspoon raw honey

• Whisk all ingredients together in a small bowl and apply to face. Leave on for 15 minutes. Rinse with warm water.

Spring Fling’s This Weekend! Skin-Brightening Face Mask

Dress that looks amazing? Check. Hairdo that took hours? Check. What’s missing is a glowing face. This easy mask will make everyone at Spring Fling say that you look really pretty tonight.

2 tablespoons Greek yogurt

1 teaspoon lemon juice

1 strawberry, mashed

• Mix all ingredients in a small bowl and apply to face. Leave on for 20 minutes. Rinse with cool water.

Full-of-Secrets Hair Volumizing Mask

Secrets are the only thing that should fill your hair and give you volume. This boozy mask will make your hair so big and beautiful you’ll have to insure it for at least $10,000.

1 can beer (PBR or Coors Light are personal favs)

1 egg yolk

• Whisk your favorite beer and an egg yolk together in a small bowl. (If you tend to have dry hair or a bleached-out mane, you may wanna add 1 tablespoon of coconut oil to the mix.) Shampoo hair, towel dry, and apply hair mask. Let it soak in for 15 minutes. Rinse, shampoo again, and condition as normal.

*Note: Witch hazel is not used in Wicca, as the name suggests, so you don’t need to worry about hitting up your local sketchy new-age shop. You will most likely find the witch hazel, clay, and activated charcoal at your local natural foods store. You can also buy the activated charcoal in capsules and break them open!