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Cramming for Finals

It’s that time of the year again: finals. If you’ve spent most of the year trying to be a life-ruiner like Regina, then you’ve most likely left all your studying to the last minute. You should have asked that regulation hottie in math class to be your tutor back on October 3rd. But once again, we’re here to rescue you with brain food even Ms. Norbury would approve of.

These are serious meals to keep you studying… we don’t care how long it takes. We will keep you here all night if we have to. Or at least until four. Our recipe for Swedish Meatballs (here) is sure to give you a boost of energy. That’s what protein does right? Whatever, we’re getting cheese fries. But seriously we’ll bet you a gift certificate to IHOP that you’ll get at least three hundred likes on your Insta pic of our Orange Chicken (here). Do you even know how to spell orange? We are already predicting that our recipe for the Total Meltdown toasts (here) will be a fan favorite. You’ll have to make them for all your study buddies (how else will you get them to give you their notes from all the classes that you were too *cough cough* sick to go to). There’s a 30 percent chance you will pass.