Regulation 
Toddy
This drink is the perfect soup of the day!
SERVES 1
Say goodbye to nights of sitting at home alone on those four-way calls wishing some man candy would call through and save you from Gretchen. She’s so annoying, just get rid of her already! This drink will make you so popular you will go from a 2 to a 10 in no time. Everyone knows that alcohol makes you lean (against doors and walls, but whatever).
MAKE IT
You are one hot babe and this tasty nightcap is going to even make you hotter. Since tea is the main thing in the drink, choose wisely: If using as a pre-slumber tincture, I suggest a lovely herbal blend like chamomile. Alternatively, if it’s a cold January morning and you’re freezing your tits off, then choose a tea that’s a bit uplifting, like English Breakfast or a roasted green tea.
• Heat your water in a kettle or in a (microwave-safe) mug in the microwave. Pick your tea, steep in the hot water, and then add the alcohol, honey, and lemon juice. Stir, and enjoy with a slice of fresh lemon and the satisfaction of knowing you’re hotter than Regina George.
