FINAL EXAM 
Okay Plastics, it’s time to see how much you really know about Mean Girls. So stop staring at Caroline Krafft’s unplucked eyebrows and 99-cent lip gloss! It’s time to focus!
Rules of Girl World
You can’t wear a ___________ two days in a row and you can only wear a once a week. So I guess you picked today. Oh and we only wear jeans or _____________ on Fridays. And if you break any of these rules, you can’t sit with us at lunch.
How Do I Even Begin to Describe Regina George
Regina George is _____________. She has two _____________ purses and a _____________ Lexus. I hear her _____________ is insured for $10,000. I hear she does car commercials in _____________. Her favorite movie is _____________. One time she met _____________ on a plane. And he told her she was pretty. One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Kevin Gnapoor’s Rap
All you sucka emcees ain’t got nothin’ on me
From my _____________, to my lines, you can’t touch Kevin G.
I’m a Mathlete, the _____________is inferred
But forget what you heard, I’m like _____________the third
Sha-sha shaken, not _____________, I’m Kevin Gnapoor
The G’s _____________when I sneak in your door
I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor
I don’t play it like _____________, you’ll know it was me
’Cause the next time you see her she’d be like
Ohhhhhh, Kevin G.!
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in _____________ and beg for candy. In _____________, Halloween is the one night a year where a girl can dress like a total _____________ and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear _____________ and some form of _____________.
The Janis Burn
Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in _____________. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even—whatever. So then, in _____________ grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend _____________, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to _____________. And Janis was, like, weirdly _____________ of him. If I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she would be like “why didn’t you call me back?” and I’d be like “why are you so obsessed with me?” Then for my birthday party which was an all-girls (pool party) I was like “Janis, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a _____________.”
Cady, I know that having a _____________ may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don’t have to _____________ yourself down to get guys to like you. I know, how would I know, right? I’m _____________. I’m broke from getting _____________. The only guy that ever calls my house is _____________ from Chase Visa. And you know why? Because I’m a _____________. I push people. I pushed my husband into _____________. That was a bust. I pushed myself into working _____________ jobs. And now, I’m going to push you, because I know you’re _____________ than that.
