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KEALAN PATRICK BURKE is the Bram Stoker Award-winning author of six novels, numerous collections, and over two hundred short stories. He has no spare time, but if he did, he’d probably use it to do a bunch of things he wouldn’t want to talk about. Or play videogames and junk, whichever required the least amount of effort. Visit him on the web at www.kealanpatrickburke.com or on Twitter @kealanburke, where he (thinks he) is hilarious.
