“We’re all in this together! This is a full-blown, four-alarm, holiday emergency here! We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”

— CLARK GRISWOLD, NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION