CHRISTMAS CAROLS FROM THE PSYCH COUCH

Schizophrenia—“Do You Hear What I Hear?”

Narcissism—“Hark! the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)”

Paranoia—“Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Me”

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder—“Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock.”