The Graves of Academe

The ghosts were all right till this grave-digger came

With the rheumatic style and the missioner’s frown.

Unpleasing, unpleasured, he lectures each shade:

Now they ought to be dead, but they will not lie down.

How the tall, genial spirits must laugh

When this pocket Disposer-Supreme volunteers

To drill and dismiss them, puts each in his place

And lays on the tombstone a wreath of pale sneers.

Which do we honour – a generous host,

Or maggots puffed up by the fare he provides them?

Ghosts whose bright presence has outlived the dawn,

Or this channering worm that officiously chides them?