Contents

A Note from Georgia

Hoooorn!!!

Snot Disco Dancing

Return of the Hornmeister, Quickly Followed by the Luurve God

The Piddly Diddly Department of Life

Blah, Blah, Rubbish, Rubbish, Dribble, Dribble, Dribble, Arse!

Tent Head

The New and Improved Snogging Scale

Glossary


About the Author

Other Books by Georgia Nicolson

Credits

Copyright

About the Publisher