CACONRAD

PRETERNATURAL

CONVERSATIONS

 

for Dana Ward

Every once in a while I think something about a stranger on the sidewalk and they dart a glance at me and I get it — I GET IT — we are one! Allow seven consecutive days for this exercise. DAY ONE, think about a woman you know, think about experiences you have had with her. Think about conversations you have had, think about the things she wears, eats, her way of walking, her laugh. Think about every detail you can imagine. See if she calls you or e-mails you. Take notes about this attempt at psychic connection.

DAY TWO, do everything you did in DAY ONE, but for a man you know. DAY THREE, go out to the streets and follow someone walking a dog. Look closely at the dog, study the dog’s movements. Whistle in your head, bark in your head. Imagine throwing a stick, yelling “GOOD DOG! GOOD DOG! YOU ARE A VERY GOOD DOG!” Does the dog respond to this? If so, how? Take notes.

DAYS FOUR, FIVE, SIX, and SEVEN are for strangers. In cafés or restaurants, or followed briefly on the sidewalk. Try to connect with two women and two men, complete strangers out in the world. Study them in cafés, museums, going up escalators, or maybe standing in line at the bank. Aim your attention at the clothing they wear, or the way they chew food. Envision saying HELLO, and tugging their sleeve. TUG IT with your mind, punctuated with putting an imaginary hand on their shoulder and saying, “Don’t I know you?” Imagine clapping and shouting “HEY! HEY! HEY YOU!” Did they look at you WHILE you were walking behind them? Communicating beyond the auditory is our goal. What are their reactions? How do you feel about it? Take these seven days of notes and form your poem(s).

 

FOUR

Ed Dorn says

faggots should drink directly

from the sewer

i want to dress

special for this

finger wilderness

in his beard

I.V. drip of

sphinx’s blood

“what camouflage

will you wear to hide

in the gingerbread

house?” he asks

“none, I want the witch

to find me EAT ME!”

i prefer a song where

i am fed, “Oh Ed,

if you can’t handle

me calling you my

sister I don’t need

a brother”

 

FIVE

neckties

lynch my spirit

meet me against

morning silos which

do not happen

in Philadelphia

i need a soda to

wash this glitter down

it’s dark in the stomach

next morning

bathroom light catches

glint of turd covered

in glitter

disco log in the bowl

fecal poetry ranges from

shocking to absurd

this is neither

this is pragmatic

it’s my life as i need to live it

Ed Dorn i would kill myself if

i were you but i’m not and

get to live this spectacular

life of sparkling hygiene

 

SEVEN

if i had been

there when they

invented the word

chair

things would

be different would sound better

look at this amazing

structure holding

our bodies in place

to write

to quarrel with ourselves and others

to eat and sing

to launch forth new ideas

to comfort the sphincter

chair is a ridiculous word

monosyllabic NONSENSE

i love chairs but remain

annoyed by their name

living in this post vocabulary

chosen without

imagination

chair chair chair CHAIR

nothing less than

seven syllables will do