Chapter Three

 

Sheik Ahmed bin Kashid al Ferini

 

‘Mr. Smith, sir?’ said the receptionist at the Dorchester, consulting a list. ‘Which Mr. Smith would that be?’

‘He’s an Arabian gentleman.’

‘That would be Sheik Ahmed of Umran, I expect.’

‘Right,’ said Hugo. He wondered who all the other Mr. Smiths were.

‘I’ll ring up and tell him you’re here, Mr. Greest. Would you like to wait in the reception hall?’

Hugo retired to one of the comfortable chairs provided by the Dorchester for its visitors and sank back into it. Since leaving the Foreign Office he had spent a busy two hours. First he had called on Sam Maxfeldt in his untidy little office near Covent Garden. Sam had confirmed the rumour that there was no immediate prospect of an eighth series of the Tiger, and had listened impassively to an account of Hugo’s visit to the Foreign Office.

‘If it’s a temporary job,’ he said, ‘it might be a good idea. Producers are like cats. Make approaches to them, and they’re not interested. Ignore them, and they’re all over you. If I let it be known that you’re not available at any price for six months, their mouths’ll start watering.’

‘It didn’t sound to be like a six-month job.’

‘How long?’

‘We haven’t fixed up any details yet. But two or three years, I imagine.’

‘Then you mustn’t do it. No one can be off the stage for three years and come back. If it’s three years, it’s permanent.’

‘Would that be a bad thing?’

Sam reflected.

‘For you, or me, or the great British public?’

‘Let’s keep the great British public out of it.’

‘For me, certainly it would be bad. You’re a valuable property. For you – I don’t know. That Hayes-Borton woman put her finger on it when she said you were an awkward age. I’d have had you doing all the things that really count. Repertory, and small parts at the Old Vic and Stratford, and maybe a film. As it is, you’re a one-man band, and when the band stops playing—’

He spread his hands expressively.

‘You mean I’m through.’

‘No. I don’t mean that. I could name half a dozen people who’ve climbed out of situations like this and are now respectable pillars of the stage. What I’m saying is, it’s a hard climb. Six months away won’t hurt. Particularly if you really are doing a job, not sitting at home waiting for the telephone to ring.’

‘Maybe I won’t even last six months. It sounds a rocky sort of berth.’

‘You’d better have a word with Jim Lewis. He’ll put you wise to the tax angles.’

So Hugo had gone off, next, to consult Jim Lewis. In ancient times, he reflected, if a man was starting out on a dangerous journey overseas he would consult the astrologers and the priests. Now he went to see his tax accountant.

He became aware that someone was standing in front of him. It was a small brown man in a blue suit. The only thing remarkable about him was his tie, which looked like an impressionist’s idea of a sun setting in a stormy sea.

He said, ‘Mr. Greest? Sayyed Nawaf-al-Elkan, Head of Finance. I am pleased to see you here. I will take you up to his Highness.’

He spoke excellent English and had an attractive smile. On the way up in the lift he said, in Arabic, ‘The Ruler has with him only his eldest son, Hussein, myself and two secretaries. The visit is quite informal.’

Hugo said, trying out his Arabic, finding the once familiar words coming awkwardly to his tongue, ‘Should I address his Highness as Mr. Smith?’

‘That will not be necessary.’ Nawaf knocked at the door of one of the third-floor suites, which was unlocked after a moment’s delay. A tall man in a gallabiah, whom Hugo took to be one of the secretaries, held the door open for them and ushered them in.

His Highness, Sheik Ahmed bin Rashid bin Abdulla el Ferini, Ruler of Umran was standing with his back to the window. Hugo’s first impression was of a very big man, with a jutting black beard. A man who entirely filled a light grey suit, who smiled, held out his hand, and said, in English which was good, but not as accentless as Nawaf’s, ‘Nice to see you, Mr. Greest. Please sit down. Nice weather we are having.’

The secretary, who had vanished, reappeared with three cups of coffee on a tray. It was all very civilised.

When the secretary had taken himself off again the Ruler said, ‘Mr. Taverner, your Foreign Department, will have explained to you what I require. Will you do it?’

Until that moment, Hugo would have said that he had not made his mind up. To his surprise he found himself saying, in matter of fact tones, ‘I’ll do my best.’

‘Excellent,’ said the Ruler. As though this was a prearranged cue, the bedroom door on the other side of the suite opened and a boy came out.

‘Allow me to introduce you to my son, Hussein.’

Hugo got up and shook hands ceremonially with Hussein. It was difficult to judge his age. Hugo put him down as sixteen and found out later that he had over-guessed by a year.

The boy was wearing a Norfolk jacket and gaberdine trousers. His black hair was long, but no longer than that of an English boy of his age. He took his jacket off, hung it over the back of a chair, and said, ‘Would you think it great cheek, Mr. Greest, if I asked you to take your coat off?’

(Could this be some custom of the Trucial Coast? Equivalent, perhaps, to removing one’s shoes when entering a mosque?)

Hussein walked round behind Hugo, and said, ‘It was not a trick of the camera, father. It is true. Look at those fine muscles in the shoulders and the back.’

‘Really,’ said the Ruler, ‘this is no way to treat a guest. He is not a horse, to be judged by his points. Put your coat on at once and sit down.’

‘They said it was done by cameras and trick lighting. I knew it was not true.’

‘Hussein has been taking a course of physical exercises to develop his own muscles,’ said the Ruler. ‘So far he has succeeded only in splitting three shirts.’

Hussein said, ‘I saw this yesterday. Do you think it might be any good?’

He showed Hugo a page which had been torn from an American magazine. It showed a prodigious man, stripped to the waist, his fists clenched and his arms slightly bent, a posture which brought his pectoral muscles into convenient relief. Beside him drooped a thin man, with match-stick arms and a protuberant stomach.

Once I was like that,’ said the caption.

It seemed to be an advertisement for a chest expander.

‘I know which of those two men I’d back to live to a happy old age,’ said Hugo.

‘You think it is no use, then?’

‘None of those implements are any good. They develop one particular set of muscles, at the expense of all the others. When I had to put on a bit of muscle myself, for the close shots, the producer sent me along to a gymnasium. I thought it would be full of wonderful gadgets, too. I was very disappointed when the instructor told me that all I had to do was to lie on my back, hook my toes under a bar, and raise my trunk a hundred times. After a few weeks of that, he produced an old bell-bar, the sort of thing weight-lifters use, but not at all heavy. I had to bend down and pick it up a hundred times. That was all there was to it. Incidentally, if you try those two exercises, do them in the right order or you’ll damage yourself.’

‘The picking up I understand,’ said the boy. ‘But lifting your trunk – how was that done? You say you hooked your toes under a bar. If we moved that table against the wall—’

‘No,’ said the Ruler.

‘It would only take a minute.’

‘No, Mr. Greest is here to talk business. Serious business. I have asked you to be present because it may concern you one day. Now, sit down, and behave yourself.’

Hussein sat down. On the Trucial Coast it seemed that children occasionally obeyed their parents.

‘I will tell you, Mr. Greest, just what I have it in my mind to do. You must be aware of the advantages of our geographical position in Umran. We are the central point of the hegemony of the Gulf. The fulcrum of its power. Our position is similar to that of your country at the time of your first Queen Elizabeth. In size and in population you were small. In spirit and opportunity you were great. Is that not true?’

The comparison was absurd. But the words, spoken by this large, virile, strikingly handsome person did not seem absurd. Sparta. Carthage. Venice. Tiny states had swayed the world before. When the mighty powers were in equal balance the smallest weight could tip the scale.

‘And why was your Queen Elizabeth so great? I have studied your history books, Mr. Greest. I know the answer. She had a fighting navy, and she was not afraid to use it. The second consideration, you understand, is the most important of the two. It is no use having a loaded pistol in your pocket if you dare not take it out and fire it. That is the position with the western nations today. Their imposing armaments, their bombers, their submarines, even their long-range artillery are all built to carry nuclear weapons which they dare not use. That is why a handful of ragged guerrillas were able to make a long nose at the American might in Vietnam.’

Hugo said, ‘I understand, your Highness, that you have a people of high fighting spirit. But have you arms for them ? Conventional arms, I mean.’

The Ruler, who had been standing, now came and sat beside Hugo. On the table between them he laid a sheet of paper. It was ruled with faint blue lines, and looked as though it had been torn from a cheap writing pad.

He said, ‘It shall be your first assignment, Mr. Greest, to buy us what we require.’

 

‘He wants you to do what?’ said Mr. Taverner. ‘Go shopping for him. This is the list.’

 

Rifles (Magazine and automatic)

Medium and Heavy Machine Guns 3.5”

Bazookas Mortars – 2” and 4”

Light and Medium Artillery (Ranges up to 25,000 m. On mobile mountings)

A.A. Guns

Anti-tank guns

Ammunition for all the above

Helicopters (Personnel and load carrying)

Tracked Engineer and Signalling equipment

To be sufficient for a Brigade of 2,000 men divided into two motorised battalions of 600 men each with artillery and engineer support and a helicopter detachment with ground crews.

 

Mr. Taverner looked at the list thoughtfully. He said, ‘It’s going to cost a fair amount of money. Has he got it?’

‘I gather that part of it’s all right. He’s had some news from Umran. Something about a mineral strike.’

‘Has he, though,’ Mr. Taverner made a small note on the pad in front of him. He seemed more impressed by the minerals than he had been by the armaments.

‘Did he tell you what mineral had been found?’ Mr. Taverner recollected his diplomatic training and added, ‘You mustn’t tell me if you heard it in confidence, of course.’

‘I couldn’t tell you anyway, because I didn’t recognise the name. It wasn’t one I’d heard before.’

‘Wolframite or Scheelite?’

‘Nothing like that.’

‘I see.’

‘What I want to know is, where am I going to buy this lot? It doesn’t seem to me the sort of thing you could get at Harrods or Selfridges.’

There’s no difficulty about that,’ said Mr. Taverner sadly. ‘In fact, once the news gets about that you’re in the market for arms, and are prepared to pay cash, the difficulty will be keeping the sellers off. If I were you, I should start with the Crown Agents.’