Mafia Cats

We’re the Mafia cats

Bugsy, Franco and Toni

We’re crazy for pizza

With hot pepperoni

We run all the rackets

From gambling to vice

On St Valentine’s Day

We massacre mice

We always wear shades

To show that we’re meanies

Big hats and sharp suits

And drive Lamborghinis

We’re the Mafia cats

Bugsy, Franco and Toni

Love Sicilian wine

And cheese macaroni

But we have a secret

(And if you dare tell

You’ll end up with the kitten

At the bottom of the well

Or covered in concrete

And thrown into the deep

For this is one secret

You really must keep.)

We’re the Cosa Nostra

Run the scams and the fiddles

But at home we are

Mopsy, Ginger and Tiddles.