Let me Die a Youngman’s Death

Let me die a youngman’s death

not a clean & inbetween

the sheets holywater death

not a famous-last-words

peaceful out of breath death

When I’m 73

& in constant good tumour

may I be mown down at dawn

by a bright red sports car

on my way home

from an allnight party

Or when I’m 91

with silver hair

& sitting in a barber’s chair

may rival gangsters

with hamfisted tommyguns burst in

& give me a short back & insides

Or when I’m 104

& banned from the Cavern

may my mistress

catching me in bed with her daughter

& fearing for her son

cut me up into little pieces

& throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman’s death

not a free from sin tiptoe in

candle wax & waning death

not a curtains drawn by angels borne

‘what a nice way to go’ death.