Posh

Where I live is posh

Sundays the lawns are mown

My neighbours drink papaya squash

Sushi is a favourite nosh

Each six-year-old has a mobile phone

Where I live is posh

In spring each garden is awash

with wisteria, pink and fully blown

My neighbours drink papaya squash

Radicchio thrives beneath the cloche

Cannabis is home grown

Where I live is posh

Appliances by Míele and Bosch

Sugar-free jam on wholemeal scone

My neighbours drink papaya squash

Birds hum and bees drone

The paedophile is left alone

My neighbours drink papaya squash

Where I live is posh.