M.I.L.T.

Blessed are the children and happy the spouses

Lucky the neighbours who everyday meet

Mothers In Leather Trousers

Pushing their buggies in T-shirts or blouses

Swish-swash hear them shimmying down the street

Blessed are the children and happy the spouses

Bricklayers’ labourers stop building houses

Scaffolders, road-diggers, drivers compete

To whistle at Mothers In Leather Trousers

South Kensington ladies, Brummies and Scousers

Sisterhood of bottoms large or petite

Blessed are the children and happy the spouses

What a smooth and beautiful skin the cow’s is

Especially when softened and buffed up a treat

By Mothers In Leather Trousers

What man hasn’t turned and tripped over his feet?

Polished anthracite with the promise of heat

Blessed are the children and happy the spouses

Who live with Mothers In Leather Trousers.