Lou

I should’ve quit when I was gonna. I should’ve went to Marcia’s. She has a swing set. I like to stand on the seat and have her twist it as tight as she can, then let it go so I whip around and around and when it stops I jump off and try and walk but I can’t, I’m too dizzy and fall over. I could be doing that right now.

This was worse than church.

What’s she doing out there? How long’s it take to baptize a rock? I baptize thee in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost and that’s it, you’re done, let’s go, turn the water off and get back here, this is boring.