Plain Dealing’s Downfall

 

Long time Plain Dealing in the haughty town,

 

Wand’ring about, though in a threadbare gown,

 

At last unanimously was cried down.

 
 

When almost starved, she to the country fled

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In hopes though meanly she should there be fed

 

And tumble nightly on a pea-straw bed.

 
 

But Knavery, knowing her intent, took post

 

And rumoured her approach through every coast,

 

Vowing his ruin that should be her host.

 
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Frighted at this, each rustic shut his door,

 

Bid her be gone and trouble him no more,

 

For he that entertained her must be poor.

 
 

At this, grief seized her, grief too great to tell,

 

When weeping, sighing, fainting, down she fell,

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Whilst Knavery, laughing, rung her passing bell.