IDEAS
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on
conjecture.
ANATOLE FRANCE
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But
how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were
true!
H. L. MENCKEN
We use ideas merely to justify our evil, and speech
merely to conceal our ideas.
VOLTAIRE
The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of
solitary men.
E. M. CIORAN
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones. JOHN CAGE
IDEALISM
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen
drape over their will to power.
ALDOUS HUXLEY
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the
cost becomes prohibitive.
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR.
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s
distance from the problem.
JOHN GALSWORTHY
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose
smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make
better soup.
H. L. MENCKEN
I’m an idealist: I don’t know where I’m going but I’m
on my way.
CARL SANDBURG
When they come down from their ivory towers,
idealists are apt to walk straight into the gutter.
LOGAN PEARSALL SMITH
The idealist is incorrigible—if he is turned out of
his heaven, he makes an ideal of his hell.
FRIEDRICH WILHELM NIETZSCHE
The idealist walks on his toes, the materialist on
his talons.
MALCOLM DE CHAZAL
IDIOT
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful
tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and
controlling.
AMBROSE BIERCE
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally
for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous
combustion.
DOROTHY PARKER
IMMORALITY
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a
better time.
H. L. MENCKEN
IMMORTALITY
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons.
JAMES THURBER
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who
doesn’t believe he is dead.
H. L. MENCKEN
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to
do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
SUSAN ERTZ
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve it through not dying.
WOODY ALLEN
IMPIETY
Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my
deity.
AMBROSE BIERCE
INANIMATE OBJECTS
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically
into three major categories—those that don’t work, those that break
down and those that get lost.
RUSSELL BAKER
INCOME
It is better to have a permanent income than to be
fascinating.
OSCAR WILDE
INFLATION
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be
imposed without legislation.
MILTON FRIEDMAN
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
JOHN CIARDI
INFORMATION
Everybody gets so much information all day long that
they lose their common sense.
GERTRUDE STEIN
INSANITY
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the
insane world.
R. D. LAING
INSIDER
You can be a rank insider as well as a rank
outsider.
ROBERT FROST
INSINCERITY
What people call insincerity is simply a method by
which we can multiply our personalities.
OSCAR WILDE
INSTANT GRATIFICATION
Instant gratification takes too long.
CARRIE FISHER
INTELLECTUALS
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are
of more importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and
other people’s values.
GERALD BRENAN
INTELLIGENCE
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average
intelligence.
HENRY ADAMS
I would like to take you seriously but to do so would
affront your intelligence.
WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR.
INTELLIGENCE SERVICE
An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity
service.
E. B. WHITE
INTELLIGENTSIA
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly
devoid of intelligence.
G. K. CHESTERTON
IRELAND AND THE IRISH
Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to
find another Irishman to make a speech to.
SHANE LESLIE
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the
Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN
IRONY
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
ELIZABETH BIBESCO