ORIGIN

Cattermelon was born in a secret government facility that used gene splicing to create weaponized versions of common fruits and vegetables. They grow from seeds, making them the only feline commonly sold at garden centers. Behavior: One of the few feline types that’s entirely uninterested in climbing. Mostly because a fall from higher than four feet will splatter them.

BREEDING

Cattermelons cannot be crossbred with other fruit-based feline breeds, such as the Avocato (here). If you don’t wish to breed your Cattermelon at all, a seedless variety is available.