It is said that one day this eldritch extradimensional entity will awaken from its eons-long catnap and sweep away reality like a feline smacking knickknacks off an end table. Certain ancient texts hint darkly at the primordial origins of Dread Cathulu, but anyone who attempts to read them instantly goes mad.
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Unknown, because none may look upon Cathulu’s true form and live.
BEHAVIOR
Like all felines, Cathulu does pretty much whatever Cathulu wants. Unfortunately for us, all he wants to do is sow chaos, despair, and death.
WHERE TO FIND HIM
You really, really don’t want to find him. However, if you insist, first open an interdimensional portal to the hellish plane of existence where he resides. Then turn on an electric can opener and let it run for a few seconds. Cathulu will come. And when he does, there had better be some Seafood Mixed Grill waiting for him.