ORIGIN

At some point in its evolution this feline developed an intense aversion to public urination. Many specimens even have problems peeing in the privacy of their own litter boxes—especially if they suspect that someone can hear them.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS

While the typical cat’s default facial expression is one of calm indifference, Shy Bladder Cat’s is an unnerving mix of frustration and overwhelming need.

HEALTH

Prone to urinary tract infections. Some particularly bashful breeds may require a cat-theter.

WHERE TO FIND THEM

Actually, if you suspect that your Shy Bladder Cat is trying to urinate, it is essential that you not try to find them. Walking in on one or calling their name at the critical moment can ruin everything.

WHERE NOT TO FIND THEM

Public restrooms.