TEN REASONS WHY YOUR RAPE JOKE ISN’T WORKING, BRO

10.   Liberal left-wing agenda.

9.     Too many pussy-whipped dudes in the crowd with their wives or girlfriends.

8.     ABC’s The View.

7.     You didn’t yell the punchline loud enough.

6.     You didn’t repeat the word “rape” enough times.

5.     They hate your freedom.

4.     Feminists have no sense of humor.

3.     The audience is frightened (and kind of excited) by your house arrest anklet.

2.     Too believable. You’re coming off too rapey. Some say the best way to fix this is not to tell rape jokes. This is what’s known as The Rape Joke Paradox.

1.     You’re too nice.

Also, Obama and Hillary probably have something to do with it, but you knew that.