IDENTITY CRISES
Hoddle hasn’t been
the Hoddle we
know, and neither
has Robson.
Who should be there at the far post
but yours truly, Alan Shearer.
There’s no way Ryan Giggs
is another George Best.
He’s another Ryan Giggs.
When it comes to the David
Beckhams of the world, this guy’s
up there with Roberto Carlos.
If that lad makes a First
Division footballer, my
name is Mao Tse-tung.
The last player to score a hat-trick
in the FA Cup Final was Stan
Mortenson. He even had a final
named after him, the Matthews Final.
Duncan Ferguson became a legend
before he became a player.