SIX OF THE BEST
When they first
installed all-seater
stadiums everyone
predicted that
the fans wouldn’t
stand for it.
I used to dream about taking the
ball round the keeper, stopping
it on the line and then getting
down on my hands and knees
and heading it into the net.
Bobby Collins was so small
we used to say he was the
only player in the league who
had turn-ups on his shorts.
If Tommy Docherty says ‘Good
morning’ to you, check the weather.
When I see a group of men
walking towards me, it’s always
a toss-up whether they’re going
to ask me for my autograph
or smack me in the mouth.
Great managers have to be
ugly and swear a lot.