GOD COMPLEXES
I wouldn’t say I was
the best manager in
the business, but I
was in the top one.
We’re fourth in the table – fourth!
I’m going home to sit with a bottle
of Coke and a packet of crisps
and stare at the league table
on teletext for three hours.
He likes publicity. He wears a card
around his neck saying, ‘In case of
heart attack, call a press conference.’
Jose Mourinho turned down the
position of Pope when he heard
it was only an assistant position.
Alex Ferguson’s weakness is that
he doesn’t think he has any.
The bottom line is that
Beardsley is God.