BORN TO LOSE
We’ve got a long
term plan at this club
and except for the
results it’s going well.
In 1978, in between
Manchester City winning two
games in succession, there
had been three Popes.
A lot of hard work went
into this defeat.
Where did it all go wrong for us?
It was quite simple really. At the
back, in midfield and up front.
We don’t use a stop-watch to judge
our Golden Goal competition
now; we use a calendar.
Those who tell you it’s tough at the
top have never been at the bottom.
A robber recently broke into
Sunderland’s grounds and stole
the entire contents of the trophy
room. Police are looking for a man
with a red and green carpet.
For years I thought the club’s
name was Partick Thistle Nil.
My doctor told me I should
avoid any excitement so I’ve
started watching Millwall.
The trouble with Freud is that
he never played the Glasgow
Empire on Saturday night after
Rangers and Celtic had both lost.
My local football team are so
bad, every time they get a corner
they do a lap of honour.
Some teams are so negative they
should be sponsored by Kodak.
The FA Cup Final is a
great occasion, but only until
ten minutes to three o’clock.
That’s when the players come
on and ruin the whole thing.
If I walked on water, my accusers
would say it is because I can’t swim.