PRESS GANGED
There’s a place for
the press but they
haven’t dug it yet.
Attending a Kenny Dalglish press
conference was akin to walking into
a room in which a married couple
have just had a major row about sex.
I sometimes think I must be the
only person in Britain who has
featured on the front, centre and
back pages of a daily newspaper
– all on the same day.
I have told my players never
to believe what I say about
them in the papers.
If Vinnie Jones hadn’t existed, The
Sun would have invented him.
Mick McCarthy
breaks into a rash if
he’s within thirty yards
of an NUJ card.