THE BOARDROOM
BOYS
John Cobbold’s idea
of a boardroom crisis
was when they ran
short of white wine.
I’m out at the moment, but should
you be the chairman of Barcelona,
AC Milan or Real Madrid,
I’ll get straight back to you.
FIFA stands for Forget Irish
Football Altogether.
If you dropped the FIFA crowd
into the ocean, they wouldn’t be
able to decide if it was wet or not.
I’m drinking from a cup today.
I’d prefer a mug, but they’re
all in the boardroom.
When the FA get into their
stride they make the Mafia look
like kindergarten material.
The ideal board of directors
should be made up of three
men: two dead and one dying.
What would I do about football
hooligans? Well, I’d start with
the 92 club chairmen.