Traci and I used to spend every summer together. But that was when we were kids, back when our biggest goal was to see who could stuff more spiders down whose back.
I honestly didn’t expect to get stranded with her here today at the old cabin. But now I’m kind of glad. Boy, she sure has changed! This night-alone-in-the-dark is starting to have definite possibilities….
But, of course, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell. And I have a more important mission in mind: I’ve got to convince her not to marry Dr. Dull. She deserves so much more! She deserves someone who will treat her like an equal; someone who will challenge her, who will keep her life exciting—
Hey! Why does that sound like someone I know?