Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Epigraph

ASO-7

Chapter 1: Sex, Pastries, and the Laws of Physics

Chapter 2: Manhattan Mayhem

From the Purple Moleskine

Chapter 3: Boldly Going Where No 3-D Person Has Gone Before

Chapter 4: Psychopath Roll Call

Chapter 5: How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?

Chapter 6: Inside the Kaleidoscope

Chapter 7: Malmedy in the Pine Barrens

Chapter 8: Uncle Sam Wants You

From the Purple Moleskine

Chapter 9: Down and Dirty

Chapter 10: New York, New York

Chapter 11: Kill Us

Chapter 12: Rare Moments of Peace

Chapter 13: Parenting Fails

Chapter 14: Astrid Does Amazon

Chapter 15: Over There

Chapter 16: Superhero Chores, Part 1

Chapter 17: Superhero Chores, Part 2

Chapter 18: Bug Fighters

Chapter 19: Losing Battles

Chapter 20: The Brownstone Declaration

From the Purple Moleskine

Chapter 21: The Desk Clerk

Chapter 22: Normal Is No Longer with Us

Chapter 23: Problems at Home

Chapter 24: Coup

Chapter 25: Of Course It’s a Trap

Chapter 26: Hello There, Drake

Chapter 27: Lesbokitty Represents

Chapter 28: No Battle Plan . . .

Chapter 29: . . . Ever Survives Contact With . . .

Chapter 30: . . . The Enemy

Chapter 31: Run Away! Run Away!

Chapter 32: Domes

Chapter 33: Plans and Plots and Stolen Kisses

From the Purple Moleskine

Chapter 34: Speed, Nothing but Speed

Chapter 35: Stop That Train! I Want to Get On!

Chapter 36: Too Late for Flying Lessons

Chapter 37: Justifiable Homicide(s)

Chapter 38: Momentum

Chapter 39: Gas Will Expand to Fill Available Space

Chapter 40: A Lair of Their Own

Chapter 41: Meet Your Maker

Chapter 42: To Be or Not to Be

From the Purple Moleskine

Author’s Note

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Books by Michael Grant

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Copyright

About the Publisher