When You Phone a Friend
Me: So…I'm in love.
Lee: …
Lee: ALREADY?????
Me: ALL! READY!
Lee: I just left a week ago and you hadn't even met anyone! We talked on Wednesday and you didn't mention anyone! Who is she? He??
Me: SHE is someone I met at that concert my coworker invited me to.
Lee: The XENO concert?!
Me: Yessssss!
Lee: OK wait. How was the show? You know J *still* won't stop talking about the one he went to last year. Was it as good as he's making it seem?
Me: Lee. Everything he's been saying, it was two Virgil times better.
Lee: a) I hate you for that reference 2) It was *that* good?
Me: It. Was. Amazing! I'm a converted fan.
Lee: Wooooow! I guess I'm jealous now.
Me: As you should be.
Lee: W.E. trick! Back to you being in love…
Me: As much as I'd like to wax poetically about my emotions for a stranger, I have to go. I have an appointment.
Lee: wooooooooooooooow. This is very trifling of you.
Me: Sowwy friend. I gotta go make money.
Lee: So nasty. So rude.
Me: Love you, boo! ttyl!
Lee: Begrudgingly, I love you too.