This book is dedicated to all the people who’ve already been victims of any kind of intolerance or prejudice. Specially, to three people who, unfortunately, inspired some of these work’s events.

I dedicate it to the indian Galdino Jesus dos Santos, cowardly killed in his sleep on a bus stop in Brasília.

I dedicate it to the student Luís Alberto Betonio, an homophobia’s victim, at the Paulist Avenue.

At last, I dedicate it to Eloá Cristina Pimentel, a chauvinism’s victim.

Any kind of prejudice or intolerance will never be MIMIMI.

Index

Chapter 1

My best friend had let me down

Chapter 2

My best friend would understand me

Chapter 3

My best friend Márcio

Chapter 4

My best friend is always better than me

Chapter 5

My best friend is being flirted by the girl I like

Chapter 6

My best friend was right

Chapter 7

My best friend is gay

Chapter 8

My best friend is a shitty faggot

Chapter 9

My best friend might be in danger

Chapter 10

Is my best friend a Gogo boy?

Chapter 11

My best friend is heterosexual

Chapter 12

My best friend believes in me

Chapter 13

My best friend stood by me

Chapter 14

My best friend was stopped at the football game

Chapter 15

My best friend faces his father

Chapter 16

My best friend isn’t a guy like that

Chapter 17

My best friend has a boyfriend

Chapter 18

My best friend is really full of nonsense sometimes

Chapter 19

My best friend gets indignant

Chapter 20

My best friend is a really good player

Chapter 21

My best friend is very happy, and so am I

Chapter 22

My best friend is really strong

Chapter 23

My best friend won’t forgive his father

Chapter 24

My best friend has a beautiful surprise

Chapter 25

My best friend is okay

Chapter 26

My best friend and I were intolerance’s victims once again

Chapter 27

My best friend is straight

Acknowledgements

The author

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