1. Park your car in the light.
2. Buy yourself a.38-caliber revolver. Get a permit to carry it on your person, and put it in your handbag, where it’s easy to get to.
3. Buy some mace on a keychain and have it ready when you get out of your car.
4. If your bedroom window doesn’t have a screen, get one and nail it to the windowsill.
5. Place a bunch of empty glass bottles in the windows.
6. Get you some curtains.
7. Buy a dead-bolt and put it on your bedroom door so you can lock yourself in.
8. Sleep with your .38-caliber revolver under your pillow It won’t go off by accident.
9. If someone bothers you, don’t ever let an attacker get control. Fight for your life. Scream as loud as you can! Spray mace in his face. Kick him in the balls. Scratch at his eyes.
10.Pull your .38 caliber and blow him away!
Take it from one who knows:
It pays to be paranoid!
Now I’d like to take a moment to share my insight on a new product they have been advertising on the tube. It’s called a Myotron, and Pulsar Technology drives it by lithium. It’s a self-defense weapon you can attach to your keychain. It never needs recharging. You can use it over and over without waiting in between strikes delivered. On contact, it delivers a knockout one-punch charge that is like something out of a sci-fi flick!
No scream—just uhhhh…and then lights out. With only a brief touch of this device, you can render the baddest of the bad helpless for up to 3 hours. It’s also a tragedy just waiting to happen.
Why? Because they fail to mention the offensive capabilities of this weapon. Can you imagine being able to take anyone out of action instantly and quietly with just a gentle touch of your hand? And it works through up to 1-1/2 inches of clothing.
Can you imagine the power of such a device in the hands of a serial rapist? Or worse—a serial killer? It defies imagination and in my opinion poses a real threat to society. It should not be made available to the public domain through standard channels. Even the commercial content of the advertising reaches directly into the psychopathic mind and says “BUY ME.”
Scenario: You cross the parking lot holding shopping bags of merchandise. It’s dark; you reach your car and open the driver’s side door with your free hand. As you get in, the attacker comes at you quickly from your blind side, and merely touches you with a Myotron. Immediately! You lose all voluntary motor functions—but silently you remain conscious. You just can’t cry out or move. In the wrong hands, such a device makes a Ruger Black Hawk 44 magnum revolver look like a lollipop. Anyone can obtain such a device. All I have to do is write or call and send a check or money order, and they’ll mail me one. Now that’s scary.