SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
FUNNY LOOK WHEN I WENT TO THE PUB WITH DAN |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘I didn’t give you a funny look. Maybe you feel guilty.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘I don’t feel guilty at all. And you DID give me a funny look.’ |
WINNER |
BUCKLES |
SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
MONEY |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘We need to save more and spend less on gadgets.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘I need those so-called “gadgets” for my work.’ |
WINNER |
BUCKLES |
SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
‘RUDENESS’ WHEN FRIENDS OF WIFE CAME TO STAY |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘You immediately went to your shed when they arrived.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘I needed to check on the rat traps, which, if you recall, you asked me to put there in the first place.’ |
WINNER |
ONGOING |
SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
PAINTING A LARGE MURAL OF MY FACE ON THE SHED |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘It’s a waste of time and money and it’s insane.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘Remind me again who graduated with first-class honours from art school?’ (I did.) |
WINNER |
WIFE |
SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
WIFE NEVER BUYING MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF JAM |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘Everyone in the house likes raspberry.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘I loathe raspberry. Do you even know my favourite jam flavour?’ |
WINNER |
BUCKLES |
SUBJECT OF ARGUMENT |
TOILET-ROLL HOLDERS |
MAIN POINTS – WIFE |
‘The vertical wooden pole is classy.’ |
MAIN POINTS – BUCKLES |
‘The wall-mounted holder is fine. The pole is bourgeois.’ |
WINNER |
WIFE |