1
Setting the Tone

It was a hot, balmy summer day in Harlem as we made our way across Amsterdam on the way to Charlie’s Place at the corner of 128th Street and St. Nicholas Avenue. I remember being in the passenger’s seat of the Navigator wishing I was someplace else. My preference was to still be enjoying the warm flesh blanket I had to leave before seven o’clock this morning. Any place would be better than riding shotgun to collect on a debt Charlie had allowed to fall delinquent. Oz was a pretty low-key, easy-going fellow. But let there be a hold-up with his cash flow, and he had no problem conducting late-night swimming lessons in the Hudson River. Charlie, a two-bit make-believe hustler from the Midwest, had come across a pool hall in a rather shady business deal a few years back. The only thing known to be true is the fact that the previous owner had suddenly left town, never to be heard from again. Charlie’s Place, most commonly known to locals as the Watering Hole, served as a legitimate front for anything outside the law. A person could view a menu containing everything from prostitution to “pre-owned” autos at Charlie’s...and virtually anything else could be ordered special. His hands were shoved into whatever crooked deal he thought would turn a dollar.

Amp announced as the ‘Gator came to an abrupt stop in front of a huge flashing neon sign, “The time has arrived. C’mon, gitch yo ass up ‘an earn yo keep.”

I tried to sound as commanding as possible, “You lead; I’ll cover the door.”

Amp’s voice blared like a bullhorn as he tugged his oversized button-down shirt to conceal the pump shotgun from passers in front of Charlie’s, “You punk muthafucker; better git in the current, ‘cause this shit ‘bout to get serious for real.”

“One more damn time!” I snapped. “I already told you about that Mama shit! You never met my mom! It’d be wise of you to keep her name out your fucking mouth.”

“What ‘n hell you talking?” he questioned. “I ain’t said shit ‘bout yo mama.”

Making my way through the front door, I chastised him, “I might be a lot of things, fool,” I said. “But an M-F and S-O-B I’m not. That’s where I draw the damn line.”

It was no secret Amp and I didn’t care too much for each other. He took pride in being the biggest ass in the shithouse and resented the fact that I’d found favor in the sight of Oz, his mentor. More annoying for him was the realization that he had chosen the streets as a way of life and aspired to someday take Oz’s spot. I, on the other hand, wound up in the game purely by accident, and wanted nothing more than to escape the hellhole where I had learned to thrive. Not from ambition to do so, but from a simple need to survive.

I was shocked back to reality by the screams of a woman watching action at the corner pool table when she caught a glimpse of Amp’s shotgun. “Daaammmnnn, that bastid got a big-ass barrel up in this joint!”

An older fellow hobbled past carrying his walking cane so as to not have it slow him down, “Let me outta dis bitch ’fore somebody cut loose up in here.”

With people screaming and running in every direction trying to take cover, Amp’s deep bass sounded over the jazz on the old jukebox. “Where ’n hell that punk, Charles? If this song end b’fore I get a answer, I’m gone start playin my own music up in this piece!”

I had made it through the crowded pool hall a little easier than Amp. My 9mm Smith & Wesson handguns were a little less conspicuous and afforded me more maneuverability. Upon crashing through the stained-glass door of a back office, I found Charlie trying to unlock the bars covering the window that opened to the alley out back. It had always puzzled me as to how Charlie could be a respected notorious gangster but known for being afraid of guns. With all his armor caught off guard in the front of the pool hall, he was a sitting duck. I mean, who’d ever expect anyone to have balls enough to try Charlie at his house?

He stammered, “I was…just about…to…just about…”

“Aww, save me the song and dance, Charlie!” I interrupted. “I guess I’m s’posed to believe you trying to get the checkbook from your truck in the alley? And if you expect me to swallow that pile of…” Charlie had reached into the top drawer of the desk and pulled out a stun gun. I almost fell over laughing. “What the hell? You might wanna invest in some real firepower, pussycat. If you’d like, I can turn you on to ole boy down by the docks,” I laughed again.

Directing the taser toward me, “You won’t think it’s so funny when I pop yo ass with these five thousand amperes,” Charlie threatened.

I walked a little closer; demonstrating my lack of intimidation at the sight of his weapon of choice, “Dumbass,” At that point, I was cracking up. “They’re called volts. And you got to get way too damn close to use that little bitch shit.” I was overly theatrical, “Now, let’s save all the drama. You know damn well who I work for…which means, you know exactly why I’m in your shit. We can do this like men…or I can treat you like the whore you turned out to be and straight pimpslap your bitch ass. But either way, you gonna un-ass Oz’s count.”

Charlie seemed as though he was about to piss his pants, “Well…well,” while eyeing the stainless iron in my right hand. “I…I got part of it,” he said.

I was almost offended. “Now, Charlie, you know damn well I didn’t drive all the way downtown and break into Macy’s just to be satisfied with taking a fucking ugly-ass tie.” I explained, “We’re not playing this game. To bring back part of it won’t keep Oz off my ass. Knowing that…won’t keep me off yours!”

Apprehensively, Charlie asked, “What I, need to do?”

I shoved the barrel of the gun up his nose, “Pay the man his due! And I mean all his due! Like that’s a damn question you have to ask. Your ass been in the game long enough to know better than to do the shit you do…long enough to know you don’t jerk Oz around like that!” It could’ve been the nasty-ass tank that hadn’t been cleaned since the fish moved in, but I would bet my right ear Charlie shit his pants. He burped uncontrollably out his ass and the smell was repulsive. I explained, while backing away in search of air that wasn’t contaminated; simultaneously checking my watch, “This is the way we gone work this. It’s now twenty-two minutes ’til three. I have one other stop to make before I get back to Oz’s place on the Upper West Side. By the time I roll up there, you gone have this shit straightened out with the old man. And I don’t mean with promises or part of his damn money. Or else, I’m going to come back for another visit. And you know how I hate to go at anything twice, unless it’s a good bit softer than me.”

With beads of sweat dripping from his nose, Charlie reassured, “I’ll have Oz’s money to him before he even know you stopped by me.”

I was still about five or six feet away so Charlie had become a bit more relaxed, “That’s going to be kind of difficult,” I said as my 9mm sounded off, CA-CLACK, CA-CLACK, “…since Oz is the one who sent me.” I shouted over Charlie’s screaming as he fell back into the chair and grabbed his foot, “Now we all know I was here.”

“You some-bitch!” he cried. “That was my damn foot!”

Passing out his office while looking back over my shoulder, “Could’ve been your old greasy ass,” I established. “In case you got any ideas about running…you’ll be easier to catch.”

Once outside Charlie’s office, I walked through the crowd of nervous patrons Amp had parted like the Red Sea and headed for the ‘Gator parked out front. Amp trailed behind with a frown on his face like a disappointed puppy.

“So, where the funds?” he asked. “I know yo hillbilly ass wasn’t sucker ‘nough to take a bitchin check.”

I snapped, “Get off my family and back in the damn truck before you have half the folks in this place up your ass.”

It wasn’t even four o’clock yet, and had already been an incredibly long day. All I wanted to do was head up to Harlem and stop by Moms’ apartment to refill my tank with some of her greens, potato salad, and good ole buttered cornbread. I’d watch a little football with Poppy while ‘word wrestling’ and then head on back down to my sanctuary in the Village. Those were the two places in this crazy world where I could always find some semblance of peace.

Intruding on thoughts of quality time with my surrogate parents, Amp said, “I still wanna know what ‘n hell happened wit dis Charlie bullshit.”

I was already frustrated. The last thing I needed was to be drilled by some kingpin hopeful, “There’s nothing to know. He said he was gone clean the shit up with Oz in a minute.”

“What you mean, he gone clean up wit Oz?” he persisted. “Bitch, that’s why we here. We is the fuckin clean up crew! If it wasn’t already in a mess, shit won’t need cleaning up. You done gone and lost yo godda…”

I interjected over his complaint, “That’s enough of your damn babbling!” I yelled. “Now, I put up with a lot of shit from you, and mama knows I’m no choir boy myself, but what I won’t have is any bastard taking the Good Lord’s name in vain!”

Even though I was a disgrace, in every sense of the word, as far as my parents saw me; there was one thing that had been instilled since I was a nappy-headed little boy back home in rural Georgia. I could almost hear my momma say, “You don’t never take the Good Lord’s name in vain,” as she peered through me from beneath the brim of that ragged woven straw hat. “Alls ya doin is dammin yo soul to hell!”

It seemed like so long ago and so far away from home down in South Georgia. I had only been in New York a few years, but it felt like an eternity since coming to the Big Apple, chasing dreams of stardom and life on easy street. Ironically, it’s not until you arrive in the city that never sleeps when you realize your chances at stardom rank right up there with the odds you’ll hit the lottery. There’s no street named ‘Easy’ anywhere in this country; at least, not for a poor man with a tenth-grade education who can only boast a doctorate from ‘Thug University.’ I remembered the last words my father spoke to me as I left for the bus station. “Ya ain’t worth a damn now, and ya ain’t nev’r gone be worth a damn ‘til da day dem folk throws dirt in ya face.” I guess that’s the real reason I hadn’t been in touch with my family since about two weeks after arriving in the City.

It was almost as though the Lord knew of the need for the connection that had been all but severed with my family. One Saturday, while in Harlem conducting business for Oz, I had encountered a spirited old lady who so much reminded me of my mother. We ran into one another periodically over the course of the next few months, which provided ample opportunity for us to become somewhat acquainted. That was because neither one enlisted enough trust in the other to allow anything more for quite some time. Once, while passing near the apartment building, I witnessed a group of young undergraduate hoodlums giving her a hard time in the courtyard. Immediately, I’d popped out the Impala Oz had gifted me, because, “….man ain’t a man if he walkin,” he’d said.

I had hurried over, grabbed the groceries from her arms and asked aloud, “Hey, Moms, what’s for dinner?”

I think later that evening was the first time since moving to New York that I’d tasted cooking anywhere close to my mom’s. Eunice and Sam, or Moms and Poppy, as I grew to affectionately refer to them, lived in a huge horseshoe-shaped brick building at 133rd St. and Broadway. The window in the front room of their quaint fourth-floor apartment provided a nice view of the Hudson River and a bit of serenity any time I was occasioned to need it.

Sam proudly began the brief “view-from-the-window” guided tour of Spanish Harlem, “Dat dere, right on da other side o’ da river, dat be New Jersey,” he declared. “If’n ya goes up ‘at-a-ways a li’l piece, dey’s a bridge dat takes ya ova da Hudson. Dat used ta be da only way ya cross over years ago, ‘fore dem folks gets smart ‘an fixed up dem tunnels ‘n shit downtown. Nev’r figured out why dey calls it da Holland Tun’el. Dat shit in New York City, America…ain’t gotta damn thang ta do wit no freakin Holland.” By then, Sam was more engaged in conversation with himself than he was with either of us in the room, until he finally asked, “Eunice, what da name o’ dat damn bridge?”

“What F-ing bridge Sam? I aint no damn tour guide!” Moms said, “And how you know he wanna hear ‘bout this shit anyways. Could be, he been livin in New York all his damn life.”

In an elevated tone, Sam stated, “Like hell… He ain’t done lived in no damn New York City all his life!”

Eunice was already annoyed. “How the hell you knows where he done lived?”

“I aint never heard no damn New York talk like dat. Da words is like folk ‘round dese parts but dat boy sound like he from down our way; somewheres in da South. Ain’t dat right, Billy Boy?” Sam asked.

“His name Willie, Sam. You always tryin to change somebody damn name,” Eunice argued.

“Dammit woman, don’t ya knows nothin? Billy short fo Wil’am.”

“That don’t makes no kinda sense,” she protested. “Them two names don’t even sound nutin like each other…like Tom short for Tommy. Who come up wit some shit like that anyways?”

“Woman, I don’t know...dat’s just how thangs is,” Sam said.

I honestly couldn’t tell whether the two of them were fighting or joking. “You’re right, Poppy…straight out the peanut patch.” I tried to remind them of the original topic of conversation. “I was born in a small town in South Georgia.”

“You for real Willie? I gots peoples in Georgia…place called Fitzgerald,” Eunice said.

I provided a rare peek into my past, “Well, I’m originally from a place not too far from a city by the name of Valdosta. I was sent to live with my aunt outside Atlanta for a while when my mom was sick,” I said. “All those years of private school resulted with me talking white, as a lot of people accuse me. They seem to have a problem with the fact I learned what’s called proper English. Everybody back home thinks that I think I’m better than them.”

Eunice commented with an air of pride.”Sam, you heared Will; he come from ‘round parts wheres I growed up. We’s prob’ly kin.”

“Now dere ya go messin up da boy name, Eunice. Did ya not jest tell me his name Willie? Why ya gone jest git dumb wit shit like dat?” Sam argued.

I cut in to keep them from going at each other again, “Truth is, I’ve been called some of most anything.”

“Well anyways,” Sam had just remembered where he was going with the whole conversation from the beginning. “Like I’s tryin ta say; place used ta be real nice when we moved in ‘bout twenty or so years a’go. ‘Course dats ‘fore all dem freakin Domiticans started comin in ‘n takin ova da damn buildin.”

Eunice spoke up to remind Sam they had company, “A’ight Sam, that’s ‘nough. Don’t start your shit today…always got somethin to say ‘bout some damn body. Them peoples don’t be botherin you.”

Again, Sam took the liberty of mounting a proverbial soapbox as he saddled his political thoroughbred, “Naaawww, I jest gits tired of ‘em wit all dat freakin conga music ‘n throwin dey garb’ge outta da damn winders. Building man’gement can’t do nothin ‘bout ‘em trashin da joint, but Whitey ain’t gots no problem findin a reason ta keep tryin ta raise da rent in dis shit hole. Dis buildin s’posed ta be rent control. Seem like e’ry other month dem folk tryin ta sneak a rent hike past us. Shhhiiittt! Dey don’t know who da hell dey’s dealin wit. I goes down ta dat city hall ‘n gives dem somebitches a piece o’ my mind…,” Sam began.

“That’s why you ain’t got shit left for a brain now…a’ways givin someb’dy piece o’ it,” Eunice said.

His wife’s comment didn’t faze him, “…And if dat don’t light fire under ‘em,” Sam continued. “I tells ya what I does; I goes to dat lawyer friend o’ mine…well, we ain’t really friends like dat. I ain’t gots no need o’ too many muthas callin me ‘friend’…dat make me kinda nervous.”

Eunice let out a sigh of frustration at the fact her husband wanted all focus on him when he had a purpose, “Sam, can you jest git to the damn point?”

“Anyways, ‘dis lawyer fella, he Purta Rican. Dat son of a gun do most o’ what I wants him ta do fo a six pack o’ dat damn horse piss dey be drinkin and some smokes.”

“Jeeefff!!!” screamed Eunice.

I sensed another fight brewing and launched a peaceful plea, “Moms, just give him a second.”

Sam continued, “Dis last time, I had ‘em ta fix up me one o’ dem fancy, smart-soundin letters wit all dat ‘in-so-much as’ and ‘afore-mentioned’ shit dey be talkin. I ain’t understand a damn thang dat piece o’ paper was sayin, but it show got dem suits downtown jumpin all over theyselfs. B‘fore twas all over wit, dem somebitches was ‘pologizin ta me ‘an offerin ta fix all kinda shit in dis ‘partment. Hell, dey even give us a new winder air condition.” He sort of chuckled to himself, “Give us a damn air-condition machine in Febrary; ain’t dat some shit fo yo ass.” Pausing for a minute, Sam then continued, “I gots da letter back dere in my sock drawer, if’n ya wanna see it.”

“He ain’t wanna see no damn letter. You done told him what the freakin thing say,” Eunice commented. “A’ways gotta show someb’dy something. ‘Sides, y’all come on ‘way from dat window and get to the table; dinner ready.”

I spoke up before realizing it, “Dang, Moms; that has to be the quickest meal I ever knew anybody to put together. McDonald’s doesn’t have anything on you.”

I could tell Poppy was a little annoyed at the insinuation, “What ‘n hell ya mean, McDonald’s? No freakin burgers ‘n shit comin up in here; dis McSammy’s Home Cookin,” he said. “She ain’t touched da damn stove since ‘fore we git hitched.”

Eunice leaned over and whispered in my ear, “He takes his cookin real ser’ous...don’t ev’n lets me mess ‘round in that kitchen…won’t eat fast food and won’t go to no restorant neither. Alls I done is fix the cornbread.”

He could be heard continuing his verbal assault on the entire fast-food industry as I started toward the bathroom.

“I’s a cook in da damn army foe-teen freakin ye-ars. I used ta fix…” The more thought he gave the idea, the more pissed Sam seemed to get, “Why da hell I’ma go ta some fancy joint ‘n pay dem folk too much ‘o my hard-earned money ta have ‘em gimme food on a pretty freakin plate dat don’t taste good as da shit I can cook right here on my own damn stove?” He then directed me, “Man, go’on down da hall ta da bat’room ‘n wash ya damn hands. Talk ta me ‘bout some freakin shitburgers in my house. I knows ya done bumped yo head ‘n lost yo damn mind.”

The fact that I’d left the front of the apartment, gone into the bathroom, and closed the door was of little consequence to Sam. He just kept right on babbling about his military experiences. Though I couldn’t quite make out what was being said, I could tell he had no intention of stopping until his tale had been completed. I purposely delayed in the bathroom just to see if it would make any difference when he realized I wasn’t there. After washing my hands, I left the bathroom and started up the hallway, posing a question to stop his rant, “We eating yet?”

“Damn, thought I’s gone have ta jump in da mutha ta save yo poe ass.”

Sarcasm laced my comment, “Naw, I was able to climb out without too much trouble,” I said.

With a look of concern, “Could ya manage dat to’let a’ight?” he asked. “Dat’s somthin else in dis shithole dem damn folks s’posed ta been fixed.”

The three of us sat down to what looked like a miniature feast. There was a huge platter of pork chops, a bowl each of collard greens, potato salad, corn on the cob, and Moms’ mouth-watering buttered cornbread. I reached for the empty plate in front of the chair to which I’d been directed.

Sam playfully swatted my hand to make me let go of the porcelain dish, “Gimme that damn plate; get over there and sit yo skinny ass down.”

“You’s a guest. Ain’t ya gots no home trainin?” Eunice said.

Sam instructed in a fatherly tone, “Ya gits o’er dere ‘n cop a squat,” he said. “What ya drinkin? I’ll fix it whiles I’s at da icebox.”

Placing my order, “I’ll take a glass of lemonade, if you have any,” I said.

Eunice spoke up to confirm, “Made some fresh this morning. Yep, I can tell you’s from Georgia. Jest like Sam; the kids don’t too much care fo it none-a’tall. They ain’t gots a taste fo nothin but them freakin sodas, or pop, as they calls it. Youngins can drank a case ‘o them things in a day.”

“Yep, dats why I ain’t puttin my stuff out here, so dey can’t come ‘n eat up e’rythang,” Poppy said.

Moms explained, “That’s why he don’t let none of ‘em back there in that damn room…where he keep all his shit. Betcha he got most anythin you can think of back there in that closet; or b’low that damn bed.”

“Dat’s a’ight, dontcha worry ‘bout what I gots in dere,” he said, before asking, “Ya want me ta fix a glass fo ya, Eunice?”

“No, I gots a cup ‘round here somewheres wit the rest o’ my coffee in it.”

Sam commented, half scolding her. “A wonder da damn stuff ain’t done turned ta ice. I can’t figure how da hell ya pours hot coffee in a cup—‘cause it s’posed ta be hot—den jerk ‘round doin e’rythang but drankin it ‘til da shit gits cold…’much as dis stuff cost.”

“How many do you guys have?” I interrupted.

From behind a look of confusion, “How many is we got o’ what...cups?” Sam asked.

“Kids, how many kids do the two of you have,” I repeated.

“Well, me ‘n Eunice gets two,” he said. “But wit dem other six, all total dey’s eight. Eunice had a whole clan o’ dem li’l crumb-snatchers when I met her.” He smiled with his crooked grin and symbolically blew her a kiss across the table. “But I takes ‘em all fo mine. ‘Cause she my queen ‘n I loves her like dat.”

His wife commented in a somewhat authoritative tone, “Sitch yo ass down so we can eat ‘fore all da damn food get cold…and stop being fresh; your old ass.”

Sam glared at her, rolled his eyes toward the ceiling while doing what looked like a slow-motion samba, and affectionately whispered, “Who luvs ya baby?” as he gyrated his hips to symbolize sexual activity.

Moms lowered her head in embarrassment. “Sam, cut that shit out and eat yo damn food ‘fore alls da shit git cold!”

Nearly doubled over laughing at the two of them to the point I had to catch the table to avoid falling out the chair, I tried to compose myself the best I could when the doorbell rang. Eunice looked to Sam. I couldn’t quite make out the message behind his eyes when he stared at her from across the table. He quickly glanced over at the clock on the stove and let out an exasperated sigh that sounded like a whale surfacing for much needed air. The doorbell continued impatiently. Ding…Ding…Ding…DING! DING! DING!

“What da hell ya wants!” Sam yelled at the unsuspecting door. “Ya standin on the somebitch like ya got bidness up in dis piece!”

As soon as Poppy could twist the knob a good half-turn, the door flung open and knocked him off balance when their son barged into the apartment, “I do got bidness up in dis joint. Dis where my ma be restin her head, ain’t it?”

I had instinctively sprung to my feet before realizing it and positioned myself between Poppy and the intruder. I wasn’t sure what was going on, but I’m not the type to just stand back and watch shit happen. “I got this, Poppy!”

About the time I reached for my peace maker, I heard Moms yell, “Junior! What da hell yo problem, comin up in here like ‘at!” She made her way over to where I was, trying to help Sam get his feet back under him.

Poppy was enraged. “Who da hell ya thank ya is? Ya don’t come breakin down no damn doors up here! …Takes yo ass back out dere on dem damn streets where ya been hangin out! When ya can a’ford ta pay fo a freakin doe, den ya can tear up yo own shit!”

Junior ignored Sam, as if he’d never opened his mouth, “Who dis?” looked at me as if I had broken into the apartment. “Who is you, fool?” He paused. “Oh mom, so dis the punk ass you and Sam been squawking so much ‘bout?” Then, he turned again to me. “What cause you got being up in my ma’s joint?”

Before I had a chance to stomp on his tongue, Moms came to Junior’s rescue. “It ain’t nunna yo damn bidness who this is; he in our house. What ‘n hell you wonts anyway? You ain’t come all the way up here jest to see who in our freakin house.”

Sam slammed his fist on the corner of the table, as would a judge his gavel in the courtroom, “Why ya playin stupid, Eunice? Ya knows damn well why he showed his ass up here, ‘cause da bastid hongry. E’ry time da somebitch git hongry, he be brangin his tired, good-for-nutin ass ‘round when he thank I ain’t home.” Sam cut his eyes at Eunice. “And he keep comin ‘round ‘cause ya be throwin his ass a damn bone. Ya thanks I don’t be knowin.”

Heading toward the door, “What the hell you know, you old gray-head bastid? You don’t know shit ‘bout what you talkin,” Junior argued. “Can’t even throw no meat to yo flesh ‘n blood, but got dis punk ass up in yo joint callin y’alls moms and pops ‘n shit.”

I could hear Junior as he stomped to the elevator halfway down the hall, still cursing that stranger, me, for all I was worth. Suddenly, it dawned on me where he’d inherited that character flaw which had him carrying on intense conversation when no one was within earshot. Confirmation came shortly after when Eunice took it upon herself to point out the unwelcome visitor was Sam, Jr., the youngest of their litter. She explained that Junior was a nickname assigned to him when he was younger, but they had no idea how true it would prove to be. He’d tried his hand at everything he could do to keep from having to get an actual job. When hustling didn’t work out, he had explored the benefits of burglary. After being caught and convicted five times in five attempts, it was determined that, as well, wasn’t the most rewarding career choice.

It had taken a few informal visits to Harlem before Sam began treating me as part of the family instead of like a visitor, or, worse than that; like a tourist. I enjoyed their company so much until the place soon became like a second home. As I spent more time with Sam and Eunice, my affection started to grow. Honestly, more than I first realized or would have ever wanted to admit. It wasn’t long before the both of them treated me like one of their own and often introduced me as their other son. Needless to say, that didn’t go over very well with most of the biological kids. Although none of them were kids anymore, most still found it rather difficult to sever the umbilical cord that had them bound to Eunice for all of life.

Sam commented to shake me back to the moment, “Ya better gits back ta ya grub ‘fore it gits cold. If’n it do, ain’t gone be no mo good.”

While proceeding back to the table, “I’m coming, Poppy,” but my mind was on the elevator with Junior.

A little while passed without a word from anybody. All of us were preoccupied with thoughts of activities that had occurred during the past several minutes. Everyone had their own opinion of the events; and interpretation of the cause was as different as each of our understanding.

“You always this quiet when you’s eatin?” Eunice asked.

I intentionally avoided what I knew was the real topic. “I don’t know if it’s because I’m so hungry, or because the vittles so good.”

Sam, not so discreetly, solicited a compliment, “Ain’t ne’er had no cookin like dat, huh?”

“I guess it’s all right, but I’ll need another plateful to be certain,” I answered. “Poppy, I haven’t had pork chops like these since I left my mom’s house.”

He was chuckling to himself, “Well, I’ll be sho ta send her da recipe,” he said.

Eunice intruded on the moment, “Now, you knows damn well you ain’t never wrote nothin down.” Looking over at me, she said, “You never did git ‘round to tellin us ‘xactly where you’s from.”

I responded with what had, over the years, become the typical evasive reply, “It’s a small town in Georgia. I think the city recently voted to install a second traffic light to handle the increased horse-and-buggy traffic,” I joked.

Sam cut in, before I could elaborate, “Now, Eunice, don’t ya be doin dat.”

“Doin what?” she asked.

Sam was instinctively being somewhat protective, “There ya go tryin ta git all up in da man bidness. Maybe he don’t wont ya ta know all dat,” he said. “One thang I don’t likes is fo folk ta start throwin a bunch o’ questions at me ‘fore I had a chance ta decide if’n I ev’n likes ‘em.”

Sam had an insight that seemed more like a sixth sense. Truth be told, I’d never been at all particular about giving up too many specifics concerning the road I traveled. “She’s all right, Poppy. I guess the both of you are all right.” I was trying to be somewhat understanding. After all, they really didn’t know a great deal about me at that point. Then again, people who had known me all my adult life didn’t really know too much about me.

I pushed back from the table a short time later. “Well, I hate to eat and run, but I’m done eating, and really do have to run; got kind of an early start tomorrow.”

“More a’ditions ‘n stuff?” Moms asked.

I had, for a second, forgotten the lie I’d been living, “Excuse me?” The words escaped before I could cage them, “Oh yeah, I mean, yes, ma’am,” I said, upon realization of which tale I had spun them.

The entire thing wasn’t totally untrue. I did originally come to New York to pursue a career in the entertainment industry. And still went on auditions and interviews, on occasion, when time permitted between my other activities.

Moms tried to prolong the conversation, “We gots some black cherry ice cream, Will, if’n you wonts.”

I said, in the process of standing, “Thanks anyway, but I better try getting back to my neck of the woods before it gets too late.”

“How’s ya likin it, livin down dere wit all dem artist folk?” Sam asked. “What dey calls it, da settlement…or camp, or somethin like dat?” He was tickled at himself.

I said, in reference to his platinum-colored locks, “It’s the Village, Frosty.”

He cut his eyes at me with an impish grin while humped over like a football quarterback gyrating his hips, “Might be snow on da roof, but dat don’t mean ain’t no fire in da damn chimney.”

Moms had to get in on a piece of the action, “Damit Sam, fire be in da freakin fireplace. Smoke go up da damn chimney.”

Before they could get started again, “Okay kids,” I cut in. “I’m out of here.”

Eunice logged a formal complaint. “But you jest got here.”

I playfully grabbed her arm, and pretended to be eyeing a wristwatch, “Moms, did your watch stop?” I gave her a big affectionate hug, and then extended my hand to Sam, “Catch you later, Frosty.”

He winked his eye. “Be careful out dere. See ya.”

They’d both watched me from the doorway of their apartment until I disappeared onto the elevator. I had always felt a little guilty about not telling them the entire truth. But in certain situations, the less people know, the better they sleep at night. That was my first experience with Sam and Eunice; seems like just last week. And to think it’s been a little more than three years since then. I’ve done a decent job keeping them from being exposed to my true art of living.