Stomping dry crunchy leaves on the sidewalk

Green baby buds pop out in the spring, healthy leaves fly high to the sky all summer, and aging beauties flash and change colors in the fall. Then they eventually snap off and crack off and crumble and tumble down to the sidewalk.

People, it’s true—the sun rose, the sun set, months went by, and the Earth actually tilted on its axis before this moment could appear before you.

So smile a big smile on your way to school and enjoy the crispy crunch that comes when you walk ten inches out of your way to smash a brittle little leaf into smithereens.

AWESOME!