Finally getting that tiny piece of popcorn out of your teeth

You know when you can just feel that popcorn kernel stuck back there in the swampy recesses of your mouth and it’s totally infuriating?

Yes, your tongue slides past its smooth surface unsuccessfully, your toothbrush’s flimsy bristles just can’t shake it, and your fingernails can’t pop it from the tight molar deathgrip.

So the fork is dropped and the dessert lies unfinished, the conversation fades to a blurry, distant noise, and the world stops around you as you keep trying and trying and trying and trying to bust that kernel out. You close your eyes and squint, you tilt your head, you emit a deep-bass nnnnnnn sound, as your body directs all available faculties to getting this thing gone. But the dastardly kernel still clings tightly, clogging and gumming up your entire system until you’re completely frustrated and annoyed beyond belief ...

Then it suddenly falls out.

Trumpets blast and angels sing as your mouth rejoices in a tiny moment of heavenly relief. Now it’s time to dive into that cheesecake and rejoin the lost conversation in a beautiful moment of

AWESOME!