Rocking out on air instruments

Oh, there’s more than just guitar.

How many of these other air classics have you pulled off?

1. Air Drums. Riding shotgun and nailing solos on the dashboard or cooking dinner and feeling the beats on the kitchen counter, you either go with the My Fingers Are Drumstricks method or the My Fists Are Holding Air Drumsticks method. Both sound excellent.

2. Air Keyboard. No Air Résumé is complete without some strong Air Keyboard experience. Nail it by squeezing your eyes shut, raising your brows, biting your lip, and swaying back and forth.

3. Air Harmonica. Use sparingly for Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty songs.

4. Air Cowbell. If you master Air Cowbell, be prepared to be invited to all the coolest parties and hottest dances. Bonus points for playing with a giant openmouthed smile and wildly bobbing head while being really, really tall.

Yes, rocking out in a state of air-playing bliss is one of life’s great joys. When you’re in the zone there’s a tear in the fabric of space-time and you’re suddenly transported to a soldout Air Stage in front of millions and millions of sweaty screaming Air Fans.

Your big buckets of passion and neverending supply of energy help keep our planet spinning, so pump those fists, nail those high notes, and rock on, rock star, rock on.

AWESOME!