Dancing when you’re home alone
Get your groove on long.
Get your groove on strong.
After all, maybe you’re hanging with a heavy heart, burning with a hot temper, or snowed in after a bad day. If there’s a black cloud hanging over your head, there’s no cheaper cure than having a solo dance party in the comfort of your place.
Just lock that door,
shutter those blinds, and crank the bumping thumping music, baby. Because it’s time to get down with the get down:
• The Microphone. Wooden spoons are ideal but there are good substitutes like toothbrushes, Swiffer dusters, or hair dryers. Just don’t trip on the cord.
• The Crowd. It’s all about mirrors. Nod and let them nod right back at you. Watch them mouth the words and raise their fists with yours. What a beautiful audience.
• The Critics. There are none! This is the best part. Nobody says you’re singing out of key so just wail till you can’t wail no more. For bonus points get your voice so loud and dirty it scratches the back of your throat.
• The Wardrobe. You’ve got a few costume options including the classic ripped raggedy T-shirt and pair of faded sweats. There’s also underwear only or even full-on living room nude. Relax, you look great. Time to rock out.
Yes, we’ve all been home alone and sometimes it’s fun to spin your head into the moment. So come on and turn it on, crank it up, and just shake it baby, shake it baby, shake it like that.
AWESOME!