When the houseguest leaves

You’re here!!!

Come in, come in, come in, make yourself at home, make yourself at home. Here, let me get your coat and I’ll throw your bag upstairs. Go ahead, grab a drink, have a seat, I’ll be right back.

Okay, so! How are you! It’s so good to see you! Relax, sit down ... what can I get you? Are you hungry, thirsty? Do you want a Coke, orange juice, water? Just water? Alright, with or without ice? Are you sure you’re not hungry? Want like a grilled cheese or something? Oh, wait! I’ve got leftover lasagna from last night. Do you want some? No, no, I can’t eat it all anyway. Don’t worry about it. I’ll just heat up a piece, no problem. It’ll just be a second. Have a seat! Sit down, sit down, relax, you drove a long way. Relax!

So ... what time do you usually get up? Me, I’m around 8:30. Oh ... no, no, no, that’s fine. I’ll just get up a bit earlier so you can jump in right after me. No, it’s no problem. I left some towels on your bed and there’s a hair dryer under the sink. Do you need an alarm clock? Oh, what do you like for breakfast? Yeah, yeah, I’ve got cereal. Actually, you know what, we need milk. I’m just going to pop to the corner and grab some real quick so we’re good for morning. No, it’s no problem! You can use my computer if you want to check your email before going to bed. I know you’re tired. Good night! Sleep tight!

Morning!!! Did you sleep well? Oh ... sorry, I should have told you there were extra blankets in the closet. No, don’t worry about making the bed, I’ll wash the sheets tonight when I get home. I’m so glad you came over, honestly. It was great catching up. It’s been forever.

Alright, have a great day. Take care, let’s talk soon. Thanks again for coming over!

Bye!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!