Let's give Dad a freaky experience before he is going to work.
Every morning, Dad is rushing out of the house like a maniac. He gulps down his breakfast, and he always comes up with some kind of stupid excuse.
Mom to Dad: "Can you close the milk?"
Dad to Mom: "I can't; I am late for work!"
Is this fair?
I don't think so, but Dad does not really care. He is happy to run off and leave Mom and me with all the housekeeping chores.
A little change of Dad's daily routine might be a good start for Dad's lesson of today.
Let's give Dad some food for thought!
What does Dad like?
Hmmmmmmmmm, let's think!
I got it! Dad's car is perfect for the gasification in the car!
Definitely, the car might work because Dad loves his Sisca car. It is the same car that environmentalists like to drive, and this is where Dad got the idea.
Dad always says that a normal individual does not need to drive more than 31 miles per hour in one day. Dad's Sisca that uses power from the plug is the perfect solution for a man like Dad.
Anyway, environmentalists and Dad are cool men, and they have understood the concept of the green finger.
Actually, did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio also is an environmentalist? He is my favorite actor, and he is doing a lot for the environment. He certainly is a cool guy like Dad! By the way, I think he also drives a Sisca like my Dad! Isn't that a coincidence?
Anyway, let's focus on the task at hand. Dad's Sisca car and how to keep Dad at home today.
As usual, Dad's Sisca is sparkling in the sun and ready to go.
It genuinely shows through that Dad loves his car because he undoubtedly takes good care of it.
Yes, as I am looking at the sparkling car, I am thinking the side way car blaster or the gasification in the car might be the solution.
I just have to sneak right next to the car so that nobody will get suspicious. Then I just have to wait until I see Dad come out of the front door.
As Dad is about to get ready to open his car, I sit there and pufffffffffffffffffffffffffffff out some steamy vapor clouds that are blowing towards Dad's direction from sideways, overclouding the daylight in one darkening thunderstorm!
This is going to be Dad's freakiest morning ride ever, and he will probably think that he is in some kind of paranormal movie!
Dad is fumbling around with his keys. The day light is gone for one short second because my vapor-style clouds are darkening the spring air with a darkening and disgusting smelling odor that Dad does not seem to appreciate too much.
This is probably the worst cloud of rotten egg gas that Dad has ever smelled after breakfast.
As the dreadful egg gas hits Dad's nose, he starts tumbling around waving his hands in signs of disgust and nausea. Dad almost faints. As the rotten-egg gas stink gets more and more yucky, he is managing to shout out to Mom: "Bring me a glass of water. I am fading out!"
I admit; I probably took too much effort into this car blaster and almost gasified Dad!
I just wanted Dad around a bit more.
The Sizzledrizzle family, for example, our neighbors, are always together and are living in harmony! I am kind of jealous of them!
Yes, the Sizzledrizzle's are our neighbors, and we have lots of trouble with them. However they know
how to creat a balanced and happy family lifestyle. They got it all figured out.
Mister Sizzledrizzle is working from home. I think he is teaching some weird courses online and Misses Sizzledrizzle totally supports his passions.
Heck, did you know that there is money to be made in woodworking plans and making your own electricity?
Yes, Mister Sizzledrizzle is teaching these types of weirdo courses to his online students and he says it supports his whole family.
Can you imagine?
He even says that he gets rewarded from the government because he is selling the energy that he is not using himself back to the government!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hilarious isn't it?
Dad is laughing hard at these kinds of freaky stories, and we all do!
These stories do sound so unbelievably cheesy and unreal. Nevertheless, the Sizzledrizzle family has
figured it all out!
On top of that, Misses Sizzledrizzle is a homemaker and makes everything from scratch or she repairs it.
The Sizzledrizzle kids are home schooled by Misses Sizzledrizzle and Mister Sizzledrizzle and their
dog, Bladderpop, is allowed to chase our chickens.
Mom keeps telling Dad and the kids that this lifestyle is going to lead to a disaster sooner or later and that such a lifestyle is unhealthy and unnatural because kids belong into society and into real schools. Mom also says that husbands that work from home are wussies.
I guess Mom just keeps telling her own lies in order to keep up her own lifestyle - hahahahahahahhaha!
I kind of got it all figured out.
This is the reason why I am trying to keep Dad around more. Dad could bring some kind of stability into Mom's lifestyle and keep her straight!
I mean who needs 5 baths per week, going to the hairdresser like a maniac, and daily neck massages?
If Mom is spending her time in a useful manner like working out or making some homemade dog treats like Misses Sizzledrizzle for Bladderpop, she won't need all these crappy beauty treatments.
I don't think that running to High Street on a weekly basis is solving the problems in our house. Mom says she does it because she can, but I just don't get it!
As I am getting pissed off about Mom's weird spending behavior, Dad is crawling into the front seat of his Sisca car and behind the wheel.
The window is still misty and opaque, and Dad can't see through the window. He is fully conscious by now and trying to figure out what made him faint.
It could not be his car because he is running on power from the plug without gasoline!
He thinks that this is extremely weird because one minute ago the sun was still shining and then boooooooooooom! something hit him. Some kind of dark planet eclipse explosion came over him from the universe above!
Dad knows that here in Savannah, where we have been living for a couple of years now, weird and paranormal things are happening to normal people. The local news are full of these paranormal experiences.
Could that have been a paranormal experience?
Is someone trying to haunt him?
A haunted house? A shooting star? A paranormal experience?
Could that be reality?
Well, I guess Dad is not going to figure this one out!
I am just relieved that Dad did not get sick after all. The next time I seriously need to make sure to eat less flatulent food!
Make sure to adjust your egg and bean winds that you are blowing out towards your goal in an appropriate way.
For example, you can hit a youngster like Timmie and his sister Susie harder and with more pressure than Dad or Mom, and you can hit Dad and Mom a bit harder than let's say a 45 year old gentleman or lady.
I hope you got my point with the physics here because we do not want any injuries caused by our wind pressure.
Hopefully you are learning something from the gasification in the car, and I think my Dad is learning a very important lesson from the gasification in the car, as well!
At least Dad is getting some brain food out of his experience.
Who knows, maybe this experience is giving Dad some inspiration for research on haunted houses, paranormal experiences, and shooting stars in Savannah.
As long as it keeps him away from his weird off the grid type of activities, I am cool with it!
Hope you can apply the gasification in the car for your own purposes.
I see you on the next episode.
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