Let's have some fun today with the sideway grocery bag whiffer. Today I am giving Mom the most unforgettable welcome of her life!
The trick is to wait right next to the door mat for the sound of Mom's car.
Can you see the opportunity for this one? Let's give your imagination a little push.
This is how the sideway grocery bag whiffer is professionally done.
Step 1:
As Mom sets the bags on the ground and opens the door with the key, I am already hearing my gassy tummy rumbling.
Step 2:
As she pushes the key into the door lock, I am starting to puffffffffff out some subtle sweet smelly air cloud stinkers towards her grocery bags, and I give the bags an extra strong whiff from sideways.
Step 3:
Make sure to give your shots some extra strong pressure so that this sideway grocery bag whiffer is going to catapult the bags in a roaring thunder towards Mom's ridiculously looking daisy flower bed.
By inhaling some extra fresh spring air, you can make this sideway grocery bag whiffer into an amazingly noisy cracker so that the bags keep flying over the front lawn.
Finally the bags are landing in a dangerously looking wind explosion in the flower bed that Mom is so proud of.
The sideway grocery bag whiffer has still room for development because I can think of many situations where you can use the sideway grocery bag whiffer. It does not necessarily need to be used in combination with grocery bags, and I can see lots of other unnecessary objects that people place on the ground.
Do you see the potential of the sideway grocery bag whiffer now?
Don't these women think about the dangerous germs on the ground? I know lots about germs because I have a different perspective on them.
The sideway grocery bag whiffer is the perfect method to demonstrate my point to these incautious women.
A few days ago, I saw a woman place her newborn on the ground, and she was not even thinking about the dangers that are creeping around. Don't get me wrong, I would never do this trick to a human baby, but these careless women unquestionably need to learn some lessons of hygiene.
There are people picnicking on the ground and leaving their food bags open to any creepy bacteria.
Women in particular love placing their handbags wherever they feel like it, and they do not think much about it because they are totally enchanted by whatever it is they are doing at the moment.
These women actually do need a lesson and learn to pick up their crap and place it on adequate furniture or not use a handbag at all - like men!
This might sound a little bit harsh, but I can't help it!
I told you in the beginning that I blow my gassy air on everything that I do not approve of around me, and
I do not make any exceptions at all and not even for women!
Hopefully, I gave you some refreshing ideas that you can use to modify the sideway grocery bag whiffer.
I promise you that you will be amazed of the treasures that you can find lying on the ground, and I have a heck of a time whiffing and whirling this stuff around.
I recommend taking a tour to public places in order to find lots of sideway whiffer situations.
You can try the train station, the shopping mall, the post office, the zoo, and my favorite place of all are fancy restaurants at lunch time!
You won't believe the mess that is going on under these lunch or coffee shop tables!
Here is a good tip for you.
You can have a true bean blasting feast at your next visit to the hairdresser because this is a place that is full of women's objects!
I can give you many more ideas for the sideway whiffer, but I think I have given you enough mental food for at least one year.
Make sure to adequately rename the sideway grocery bag whiffer to fit your own places or situations like:
the sideway handbag whiffer, the sideway book whiffer, the sideway iPod whiffer, the sideway basket whiffer, the sideway Jimmy Choo shoe whiffer, the sideway garden dwarf whiffer, and the sideway flowerpot whiffer.
Finally, the water bottle sideway whiffer is one of my favorites because it adds some fart blowing water splashing fun!
I am sure you will find your own variations of the sideway grocery bag whiffer because it has lots of potential.
The sideway grocery bag whiffer will occupy your days for a long time.
Have some fun and don't limit your creative air blow flow!
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