Don't you love it when the delivery boy is delivering packages right after a happy lunch.
He cheerfully keeps the motor running, and he infests the nice smelling neighborhood's air.
His truck puffs out some black toxic diesel clouds and totally screws up our air. This delivery boy is completely unconscious about the planet's problems.
Isn't that kind of behavior totally outrageous or what?
I guess this delivery boy has the brain of a fart, and he obviously has no sense about wanting to help the environment.
This is most probably going to be a hopeless endevor, but maybe one day he is going to make the connection and stops puffing out his poisonous gas at our front door.
My family does not seem to mind this rude behavior neither. On one hand, Mom and Dad are very conscious for everything that is pro nature, and pro environment, but on the other hand Mom and Dad never tell the delivery boy to turn off his truck.
I mean what kind of intelligence is this? Dad downloads these courses that demonstrate how to live in harmony with the environment, but when reality hits him he has no clue what to do.
Mom is always looking for the best chicken feeding mix to make sure the eggs turn out fresher than ever before, but Mom does not seem to be bothered by the delivery boy's truck air pollution.
Heck, Mom and Dad can not even make an intelligent connection between this toxin blower and their own reality!
I truly love these people, but sometimes they amaze me with their stupid and delirious actions or in this case non-actions.
The delivery boy is poisoning our air on a daily basis, and Dad has not told this boy one single time to turn off his truck. Doesn't this make Dad look like a complete idiot?
What do I think?
This delivery boy is making me nuts, and he is creeping the heck out of me on a daily basis.
What to do?
Here are my tactics to stop this crazy nut for good.
As the delivery boy is enjoying some lemonade with Mom inside the house, I am already waiting for him to load off some of my natural fragrance in his truck because this boy needs the lesson of his life.
The delivery boy truck detonator is a real smasher.
The truck of the delivery boy has an open ceilling window which is perfect for an immediate effect right at the driver's seat.
Let me tell you, the delivery boy truck detonator is not the easiest one to perform because the most critical
thing is to somehow get on top of the delivery truck without raising any suspicion and without getting caught.
You really have to be very sneaky to make this one work for you.
Here is my step by step instruction:
Step 1:
As the delivery boy goes up to the house (hopefully Mom is offering him some self grown and self made lemondade like she always does), I am sneaking to the side of the car.
Step 2:
I am jumping in one huge arc on top of the truck.
Step 3:
As I am safely landing on the top of the truck, I am sticking my gassy bottom into the open ceilling window.
Step 4:
I am blasting every ounce of gassy air into the truck.
Step 5:
Wait until the delivery boy comes back, opens his door, and gets smashed in the face by the stinkiest gas cloud that he has ever smelled.
You should see the face of this delivery boy as these extra stinky clouds hit his face - haaaahaaaahaaahah!
This is so funny, and I am having a blast. As he opens the door he gets hit with a truly extreme series of loud and stinking face clouds!
Step 6:
Have a laugh on him!
Well, I promised you this one is a smasher.
I hope that this delivery boy is going to learn a good lesson because one should never keep the motor of a truck running while delivering the packages to customers.
It is uncool to poison your fellow man!
Yes, the only way to deal with this deliver boy's outrageous behavior is to smash the delivery boy truck detonator into his vehicle.
One last tip: Perfect for a truck loaded with packages!
I am always making sure to produce a series of vapor style clouds that are extra steamy. These extra steamy and flatulent vapour style clouds will have the effect of an extra whopping detonater explosion inside the truck.
This extra fort bean blowing truck smasher is perfect to apply for a delivery truck that is loaded with lots of packages.
In this case, I am blowing my gassy series of farts towards the packages.
The extra strong delivery boy truck detonator has a very powerful effect on the shape of these packages because all of a sudden these packages are looking extremely kaput and totally busted and like a storm has just rolled over them.
I guess these packages were hit by an extra strong wind shooting explosion! Yeeeaaaahhh, this is the power of the delivery boy truck detonator the extra strong bean blowing style!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! These packages are really looking kaput now!
I truly hope that one of the two things are going to happen with this delivery boy next:
1. He faints and gets replaced with another delivery boy who has enough brains to turn off his truck each time he is going to make a delivery.
2. He gets a lesson out of it and uses his brain tomorrow. Hopefully he remembers what happens with a running motor!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I do not mean to be vicious, but this boy has to learn to respect his environment.
You can change or modify the delivery boy truck detonator if your family does not receive packages on a daily basis.
Keep looking for other air polluters on your street.
Heck, it can be the garbage truck, the street cleaning truck, or even a neighbor who has the bad habit to keep his motor running while he unloads his trunk.
I am telling you the delivery boy truck detonator is a powerful contribution of helping the environment and against global warming!
I would really like for you to get involved into this green environment movement against these truck polluters.
I am hoping that you are using the delivery boy truck detonator on a daily basis in order to stop and ban these stinkers so that we can all enjoy a nice walk on our little street where the air smells fresh and clean.
You are going to feel much better after this one!
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