walloping! magnifying of a guy’s anatomy easily

Subject line for a junk e-mail touting a “penile enhancer”

Emmett was all pelvis, theatrics

in lieu of heft and measure.

I threw Rich out of bed

and made him dance naked

in the hall. His spurt was ludicrous.

A.J.’s cocked to the left,

dots of Hai Karate flowering

his testes. And the bubbled one

with gut smothering the stub.

Florid dramas of the teeny weenie,

the entertainments of strut,

snug synthetic fibers, blustery spiels.

And now this little yellow pill

that grows even history huge.

And easily. Yes, and damn.