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The 65 Days

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The 65 Days is an idea I had a few years ago, while planning an ambitious crime novel that I have wanted to write for some time. (And I will, though I haven’t yet – it’s on my ‘To do later, when less busy’ list. This list is the only one I’ve ever made that has a subtitle: ‘Definition of less busy: a family member approaching with a mild-mannered “Can I ask you a favour?” no longer makes my heart pound as I consider pretending not to recognise them and/or answering in pretend Portuguese.)

The 65 Days is the tentative and provisional title of a self-help book that the main character of my yet-to-be-written crime novel has published. It has made her famous, in fact. And – here’s my thinking; you can let me know if the logic holds up – even though it doesn’t exist apart from in my mind, it might still be useful to this investigation of happiness. I have tried, as you’ve witnessed, to ignore it, because it seemed rather silly to include it, but it keeps popping up in my mind, so let’s give it a go.

Unlike so many other possible solutions to the mystery of happiness that we’ve looked at so far, it is not a theory. It contains no element of theory, in fact. And I don’t know about you, but I need a break from wondering, ‘But is that true? What if it’s not? And how the hell can we ever know?’

I’m tired of theories, dear sidekick. It’s time for some action. What if this mystery cannot be solved by theories alone? I feel as if that might be – and indeed should be – the case.

So … am I too proud to go to a made-up self-help book for help? No, I am not.

The 65 Days is a simple experiment that enhances the life of anyone who undertakes it, hence the huge global success of my not-yet-created protagonist’s slim volume. The experiment involves starting at the beginning of a year (not necessarily a calendar year – any year will do) and dividing that year into 300 ‘regular’ days and 65 ‘special purpose’ days. You then fulfil the special purpose that is prescribed on the 65 days, do whatever you’d normally do or whatever you want to do on the other 300 days, and monitor the effects this has on your feelings throughout the year. (Spoiler: the effects are extraordinary and life-changing for everyone who ‘does’ the 65 Days.)

After much searching on my old computer, I managed to find a list of the 65 ‘special purpose’ days that I jotted down when I first had the idea. My not-yet-created heroine is very prescriptive and has no intention of leaving it up to every reader of the book to choose 65 special purposes for him – or herself.

Why 65? Well, because in the novel I haven’t yet written, the heroine has a sinister so-called philanthropist father who forces her and her sister (using emotional blackmail) to live punitively selfless lives. He suggests (in a way they can’t refuse) that they should spend 300 days of each year thinking only of other people, and spend only 65 days thinking about themselves, having fun, and doing what they want to do; that is the proportional division of their time that he has decided is moral, so it becomes a family rule.

My fictional heroine later reclaims the idea of the 65 Days, and turns something that was used to torment her as a child into something that can help her and be a force for good in her life as an adult.

Here is the list of the 65 Special Purpose Days:

Day 1 – Promise Something

Day 2 – Admit Something

Day 3 – Invent Something

Day 4 – Test Something

Day 5 – Buy Something

Day 6 – Invite Someone

Day 7 – Write to Someone

Day 8 – Laugh at Something

Day 9 – Make Something

Day 10 – Remove Something

Day 11 – Plan Something

Day 12 – Cancel Something

Day 13 – Add Something

Day 14 – Change Something

Day 15 – Start Something

Day 16 – Quit Something

Day 17 – Accept Something

Day 18 – Forget Something

Day 19 – Remember Something

Day 20 – Redefine Something

Day 21 – Learn Something

Day 22 – Give Something

Day 23 – Notice Something

Day 24 – Solve Something

Day 25 – Pretend Something

Day 26 – Believe Something

Day 27 – Undo Something

Day 28 – Redo Something

Day 29 – Discover Something

Day 30 – Suggest Something

Day 31 – Resist Something

Day 32 – Name Something

Day 33 – Refuse Something

Day 34 – Decide Something

Day 35 – Endorse Something

Day 36 – Deny Something

Day 37 – Send Something

Day 38 – Approve of Something/Someone

Day 39 – Improve Something

Day 40 – Share Something

Day 41 – Open Something

Day 42 – Close Something

Day 43 – Risk Something

Day 44 – Ask Someone

Day 45 – Trust Someone

Day 46 – Study Something

Day 47 – Surprise Someone

Day 48 – Forgive Someone

Day 49 – Inspire Someone

Day 50 – Understand Something

Day 51 – Clean Something

Day 52 – Liberate Someone

Day 53 – Love Someone

Day 54 – Appreciate Someone

Day 55 – Entertain Someone

Day 56 – Finish Something

Day 57 – Describe Something

Day 58 – Help Someone

Day 59 – Thank Someone

Day 60 – Shock Someone

Day 61 – Debate Something

Day 62 – Stretch Yourself

Day 63 – Treat Yourself

Day 64 – Rescue Something

Day 65 – Create Something

I’m really tempted to look at that list with a view to improving it. I jotted it down more than four years ago in a burst of inspiration and in about half an hour. What if … no, that’s absurd.

Oh, go on, then, I’ll say it anyway. What if I was meant to make that list and devise the 65 Days experiment in order that, several years later, I could find it again and use it to solve the happiness mystery? Could it be that this is precisely what Fate intended?

If I look at the list again now, I’m bound to want to make some substitutions. And … I don’t think I’m going to give myself permission to do that. My list feels like an important historical artefact. I feel as if I need to obey it to the letter.

Wait – obey it? Does that mean that I’m going to do the experiment? I can’t. I just can’t, not on top of everything else I have to do.

A voice in my head says, Yes, you can, and you should. You must. (I strongly suspect this voice of causing all my problems. We may have a culprit, folks.)

In this instance, could the voice be right? Having looked again at the list, it seems to me that many of the items would not take too much time to achieve.

Sod it: I’m in. Let’s go.