Attila the Hen, Ayesha, Blessed Margaret, Boadicea, ’Er Indoors, Gladys Hacksaw, the Iron Lady, the Mekon, the Milk Snatcher, the Plutonium Blonde, Rhoda the Rhino, She Who Must Be Obeyed, Snobby Roberts, the Westminster Ripper. “The eyes of Caligula … the mouth of Marilyn Monroe.” François Mitterrand