| “All the Guys That Turn Me On Turn Me Down” | Gene Plott, Harold Powell & Roni Stoneman |
| “Are You Drinkin’ With Me, Jesus?” | Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman |
| “Did I Shave My Legs for This?” | Deana Carter |
| “Don’t Come Home a’Drinkin’ (With Lovin’ on Your Mind)” | Loretta Lynn |
| “Drop Kick Me Jesus (through the Goal Posts of Life)” | Paul Charles Craft |
| “Get Your Biscuits in the Oven, and Your Buns in the Bed” | Kinky Friedman & the Texas Jewboys |
| “Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)” | Travis Tritt |
| “How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?” | Mel Tillis |
| “I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” | Chris Yacich |
| “I Wish I Were a Lesbian” | Loudon Wainwright III |
| “I’m Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be a Diamond Someday)” | Billy Joe Shaver |
| “If I Had It to Do All over Again, I’d Do It All over You” | Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks |
| “If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me” | Jimmy Buffett |
| “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead?” | Benjamin Costello, Alexis Feltham & Jason Whalley |
| “Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You” | Austin Lounge Lizards |
| “My Wife Ran off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him” | Phil Earhart |
| “Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone to Kill” | Johnny Paycheck |
| “She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw” | Rick Stanley |
| “Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone” | Roy Clark |
Solution from p. 94: It is not possible.