Copyright © 2004 by Gideon Haigh
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Haigh, Gideon.
The uncyclopedia / Gideon Haigh.—1st ed.
p. cm.
Includes index.
ISBN 1-4013-0153-3
1. Handbooks, vade-mecums, etc. I. Title.
AG106.H35 2004
031.02—dc22
2004042502
FIRST U.S. EDITION
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