Oh my gosh, kids! What have you learned from this terrible story?
You have learned that you must never, ever throw balls around on the playground! (What the heck else are you going to do with a ball, though?)
You mustn’t throw a ball, because you might hit someone!
And that would be dangerous.
You should never, ever do anything dangerous.
Safety first!
Safety is the most important thing in the world!
So, kids, don’t throw balls. Don’t run. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
Promise me you’ll never, ever do any of these things!
Never, never, never!
Great! You are so safe now!
Plus, you are so much better than you were before you started reading this book.