While Mom is still freshening up from the previous fart accident, I have already taken my position under the lovely prepared breakfast table.
The other family members are already enjoying their yummy breakfast, and I am already sitting under the breakfast table.
I guess the beans from dinner are still doing a good job on me, and I suddenly can feel some gassy energy building up in my tummy.
To make this even more fun wait until all the family members are present and the deliciously smelling eggs n'bacon are put on the table.
By the way, the breakfast table shot is a variation of the wake upper pooper so there you have a real example of how you can add variety to the first one.
Take a quick and deep breath of air and blow a huge gassy cloud of your own matter up against the breakfast table from down under the table.
It is not hard to do. The only thing you really have to concentrate hard on is the clenching of your teeth while your gassy bottom is releasing the sweetest rotten smelling clouds.
You will hear a very familiar sound once the stinky rotten cloud are touching their nostrils. When you hear your loved ones scream in disgust, you will know that the straight up breakfast table shot has worked like magic!
The key to the breakfast table shot is to eat as many Mexican beans as possible so that you can produce an extra sweet and steamy series of fart clouds.
Keep it as natural as you can because your family is going to love the extra sweat smell that comes from the beans. It kind of adds an extra delicious fragrance to their breakfast eggs.
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